Wall Mounted Bottle Opener

I'm constantly misplacing things in my kitchen, and for some reason, bottle openers tend to disappear on me more often than other objects. After losing my fifth opener in six months, I decided to take action: I bought this classic white wall-mounted model. Made by a family that's been producing them for over 80 years, this opener has a retro look with its clean, white finish and bright red writing that says "Open Bottle Here" — just in case anyone gets confused. Even better, since it's physically attached to the wall, it's highly unlikely that it'll wander away.