I'm constantly misplacing things in my kitchen, and for some reason, bottle openers tend to disappear on me more often than other objects. After losing my fifth opener in six months, I decided to take action: I bought this classic white wall-mounted model. Made by a family that's been producing them for over 80 years, this opener has a retro look with its clean, white finish and bright red writing that says "Open Bottle Here" — just in case anyone gets confused. Even better, since it's physically attached to the wall, it's highly unlikely that it'll wander away.